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Hello. I am Damian. I am not a young person, at least not physically. But my mind is still pretty young. And that is the reason why I chose to tell you, my little friends, the story that made me realize who I am. “I am” is the heaviest, most expensive, smallest complete phrase in the English language. A friend taught me that. A dear friend. I have not seen him for about thirty years, but he has always occupied a special place in my heart. The funny thing is that he is not human, he is not even from this world. I am going to talk about him later. By the way, I hope your age is under twelve or else you will think that my story is either “naïve” (another great word I learned from him) or just an imaginary fairytale. Only you will know the truth. Yes you, whose imagination is as wild as a grown-up female ginor. Don’t tell me that you do not know what a ginor is. Oh well, you are going to find out soon. In fact you are going to find out about a whole new and amazing world two steps away from your bedroom.